When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

the game

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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