What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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