What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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