- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

all your base are belong to mark

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

what's up? my penis.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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