Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

How did th-A fridge.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...