- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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