- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

what has genitial warts? me

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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