- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Justin Bieber.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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