One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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