- Anti Joke

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Anti Joke

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **