- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Women's Rights

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

the economy.

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