- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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