- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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