"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Yo mama so fat.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Nickelback.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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