- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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