- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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