Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's worse then a blowjob?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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