- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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