What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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