You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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