- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

miha kako si?

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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