- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

black people

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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