What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Nickelback

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Kys

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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