- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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