Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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