- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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