These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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I don't get it

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