Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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