- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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