why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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