How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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A American seeking into mexico

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Pickles are moist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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