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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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