Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Your girlfriend.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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