- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

2 black kids walk into school

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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