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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

chinga tue madre Ryan

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

chinga tue madre Ryan

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR