- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

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