- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

FUCK THE JEWS

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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