Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Bob Saget

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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PENIS lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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