"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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