A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A mormon walks into a bar.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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