- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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