- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

If youre African, why are you white?

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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