- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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