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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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