Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Wait! hundred billions!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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