- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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