- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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