- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What is the name of the car? What

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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