Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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