What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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