- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Connor is homosexuaI

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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