- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Knock knock. Who's there?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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