What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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