- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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