They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A child walks into a classroom.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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