Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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