FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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