Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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