How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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