- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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