- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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